Gen. 2: Baby 53 Pt. 2: Crazy, I'm Crazy for Feeling Like I Was Lied To

May I introduce you all to the view from my back yard.  Can you say gorgeous?

Anyway...

The day after I had my appointment with Nico to impregnate me with Baby 53, I have a date with Brendan...and of course, I'm nauseous.

BRENDAN: ...so I want to find the biggest, juciest, greasiest burger possible today...I'm starving.

BONNIE: *puke in mouth*

BRENDAN: Hey, you okay babe?  You look a little green.

BONNIE: Oh, yeah, just Italian sperm taking a toll on me.

BRENDAN: Oh, so you...uh...what did you end up doing?

BONNIE: As if you didn't know, traitor...and for the record, in the future, please don't tell my business to other people...

BRENDAN: Oh...yeah, Gia...I'm sorry, babe, I just thought maybe she could pull some strings in the sperm bank or something...and I guess she did, right?  I mean, you're pregnant?

BONNIE: Dude, yes...and I thought you knew...she offered up her brother...

Brendan looks like I just told him I was giving birth to an ostrich.

BRENDAN: Nico??!!!

BONNIE: Yeah, why?

BRENDAN: Bonnie!  Are you crazy?  He's insane!

BRENDAN: What are you talking about?

BRENDAN: He's actually insane...like criminally...he got off on a technicality this last time, but he was certified insane during his last assault charge.

Assault?  Criminal?  Insane?

I think I'm going to faint.

I start to fall back and Brendan catches me.

BONNIE: Why didn't you tell me?

BRENDAN: Because I didn't know, obviously.  I never would have let you use Nico...he really is..well, let's just say unstable.

BONNIE: Can I get a restraining order?

BRENDAN: Won't help...

BONNIE: Why not?

BRENDAN: Trust me...

BONNIE: Well, what am I going to do?  How am I going to protect myself...and my kids?

BRENDAN: Baby, I promise you, I will do whatever I can to keep you and your kids safe.  I promise.

BONNIE: That's sweet hon, but can't we get a 'round the clock security detail?

BRENDAN: Let's just hope Nico forgets all about it.

Despite my worries about carrying a mentally unstable person's child, I have to continue with life normally for the rest of my kids.

Which of course, means birthdays...

Rione ages up to look just like his father, with his hair and everything.

Adovie looks like Spencer too, and both of them are so smart.

Being pregnant with Nico's child has made Brendan want to stay around even more...which I am definitely not complaining about.

...and my belly just keeps growing.

I find myself talking to my bump a lot this time, basically begging crazy not to be genetic.

Ultimately, whatever is going to happen is inevitable though, and that includes when my labor starts.

After a relatively short labor, I give birth to Baby 53: Polanne Reed.

Gen. 2: Babies 51 & 52: Another Set of Twins!

With Rione and Adovie content in their swings, I start to head back to sleep, but Rieba, Adara, and Emeri are awake...oh well, guess it's no sleep for me...

So I get them in their chairs for some breakfast, and just as they finish up, Niyah comes downstairs.

BONNIE: There's my favorite daughter!

NIYAH: Uh-huh...what do you want, Mom?

BONNIE: Since you asked, how about helping me with your sisters today?

NIYAH: Hmph...okay, fine.

BONNIE: Don't sound too excited about it...

NIYAH: Oh don't worry, I won't.

Who could say no to these adorable faces?

She really just keeps them entertained while I work with the others on their skills.

Emeri is the last to learn to walk, but she learns quickly, thank goodness!

Time to age these little terrors up!

Rieba is a little drama queen and a bit of a fashionista.  She loves this hat.

Adara is the quietest, which is funny considering she was the loudest.

Emeri is the sweetest.

But of course, the girls are already fighting.  While Adara is quiet, she has a temper on her.  Ugh, I guess she gets it from her grandmother and great-grandfather.

I am about fed up with babies and screaming children when I get a call from Jesse Everard to come over to the house he is staying at for a party.

Of course while I'm there, we talk about him being the next father in my challenge.

We get down to business, despite the creeper watching us...ugh, well, I guess she got a show.

After hearing a lullaby, I am free to enjoy the rest of the party.

I have a good time with the few people that are there, and then I head home.

The next day, it's time to age up Rione and Adovie.

Rione is a carbon copy of his father.  I hope he's smart and less annoying.

Adovie looks a whole lot like her father too, but she might have a bit of my eyes.

After I age Rione and Adovie up, I get a call from Brendan asking to come over.

BONNIE: Sure!  I'll meet you at the gate!

Of course, when he gets here, he has bad news.

BRENDAN: I wanted to tell you that I'm going to have to go back to Lucky Palms...

BONNIE: What?  When?

BRENDAN: Soon...look, the offer still stands to have you come out..see what you think about it...maybe you'll like it...

BONNIE: I don't know...

I let him in to hang out and he doesn't stop pestering me...of course, he has great skills of persuasion...

BRENDAN: You know, you would have an amazing time in Lucky Palms...

*kiss, kiss, neck*  Ahhh!

BONNIE: I'm sure I would...

BONNIE: You aren't going to accept no for an answer, are you?

BRENDAN: Probably not...

BONNIE: Okay, but not until after I'm done with this pregnancy.

He agrees to this and we say our goodbyes...after a little more persuasion techniques...*hehe*

My pregnancy progresses much like any other pregnancy, and before I can say, "Pass the Epidural" I go into labor.

Ahhhh!  It's gonna be another big one!

Meet Baby 51: Serge Reed, a little boy.

and Baby 51: Julianna Reed

Gen. 2: Babies 49 & 50 Pt. 2: More Babies, as Usual

On my list of favorite ways to be woken up, being serenaded by the cat makes...okay, it doesn't make the list at all...ugh.

I am awoken not only by our cat, but by the fumes of a dirty house, three infants with dirty diapers, and spoiled milk.  Ugh.  There must be a stray bottle around here somewhere.

When I venture into the living room, I see that Spencer Reid is still here.  Hmm, this gives me a great idea!

BONNIE: Hey Spence, do you think you can do me a favor?

SPENCER: Of course, anything...

BONNIE: How about tidying up around here...I wouldn't ask, but...

SPENCER: Say no more!  I would be glad to help!

I send him on his way.  Ha!  That was easy enough!

Well, at least I thought so.  When I catch up with him, he has abandoned the idea of cleaning and picked up the game console.  Damn man child!

I let him play for a little bit longer and then he tells me he has to leave.

At least I'm getting some more help...it's Eljavon's birthday!

He is handsome as can be, looking a lot like me, but still with the light brown hair.  I wonder where he got that from?

Because I waited forever, my two over-achieving girls, Niyah and Tanison are eligible to age up as well.

Niyah is a proper young lady with pigtails and pearls.  She looks more like me, but she wears glasses.

Tanison ages up to be a little adventurer.  She still looks a lot like her father, Jason Gideon.

I also age up the triplets!

Rieba looks just like me, but she has aqua eyes and magenta hair!  Hmm, those are some odd genetics Aqua  Coral has!

Adara is my only triplet that has berry skin.  She has dark blue and also blue eyes with black hair.  She looks a lot like her father.

Emeri looks a lot like her father as well...except she does not get the berry coloring.  She also has black hair and green eyes.  Green?  Where did that come from?

The first skill I work on with the triplets is potty training...it's by far my least favorite, but it beats having to change diapers all day.

Adara and Emeri learn quickly.

But when it's Rieba's turn, she refuses to get on the potty chair, which makes her soil her diaper.

Tani can apparently smell it all the way from her room.

TANI: Ugh!  Mom!  What is that foul smell?

BONNIE: What?

TANI: Ewwww!  Gross!  How many kids have pooped in that thing?

BONNIE: I don't want to hear it.  Almost fifty kids have pooped in this thing, FYI, and you weren't any different.

TANI: Yeah, whatever.

Hmph.  I hate teenagers sometimes.

Meanwhile, Rieba is having a meltdown.  *Groan* More diaper duty!

I get Rieba cleaned up and give all three girls dinner bottle before heading outside to see Taber and Zivah age up!

Taber is a handsome guy that will make a great father in baby challenges with his blue skin and multi-colored hair (hint, hint!).  Ever the scholar, he wants to be a Descendant of DaVinci.

Even though she never overcame her weight problem, Zivah is beautiful with a charming smile and pretty eyes.  She is the artsy one and wants to have a Golden Tongue and Golden Fingers.

The next morning, my baby bump shows up, just in time for Adara to wake me up.  She is by far the loudest of the three girls.

ADARA: MOMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!

BONNIE: Take a chill pill, girl!

Her sisters are resting peacefully...or they were until she wakes them up with her screaming.

I thank the heavens once again for these swings because I put the girls in them after breakfast and they go right to sleep!

Sleep time for them means food time for Mommy.  I have no idea how long they will be asleep, so I just heat up some leftover spaghetti.  It makes my preggo belly go "mmm!" anyway!

Check out my cute bump!

Later in the day, the advanced stages of my pregnancy are getting to me, so I go to sleep, leaving Niyah, Tani, and Von in charge of the toddlers.

Tanison even has time for a quick jog...I'm not sure how she managed that...

...okay, I do know...she leaves Niyah in charge of the girls.

While she's not watching the babies, she works on laundry and indoor chores.

And Von works on the garden outside.

Very early the next morning, everyone is sleeping, except for...

Me...and the new babies, whom would like to make an appearance.

Welcome to the Reed family,

Baby 49: Rione (the boy on the right)

Baby 50: Adovie (the girl on the left)