Evelyn: Sis, look! I can balance my pencil on my nose!
Liliana: Evie, can you please focus on our homework? Mom's gonna be mad at us...and we're not going to be able to age up.
Evelyn: Whatever...I don't know why you're so anxious to age up...
Liliana: You actually like being a child?
Evelyn: Yeah, sure...
Liliana: You would...
Evelyn: What's that supposed to mean?
Liliana: You figure it out.
While the girls do their homework, I actually have time for housework...and I'm happy about it...what's wrong with me? Ugh, yup, I'm definitely a mother. I realize that's an odd thing to say for a mother of ten, but it us what it is.
After they get homework done, Evelyn and Liliana run off to play a little before bed. When I call Lili inside, she comes up holding a gray squirrel.
Lili: Mom, can I keep him?
Bonnie: A squirrel??
Lili: Yeah, he's cute, isn't he?
Bonnie: Well...uh, yeah...but...
Lili: Please mom? *puppy dog face...can't resist*
Bonnie: Okay...fine...just put him in a cage, okay?
I have more to worry about anyway. It's time for Chelsea and Lucy to age up!
Chelsea grows up to with the brave trait and likes to dress up like a sheriff. I think her father has some influence on her!
Lucy grows up with the brave trait as well, but she's not as much of a tomboy.
The next day, all the girls are off to school and I only have Mackenzie in the house.
Bonnie: What do you think about going fishing today, Kenz?
I get a giggle and take that as a yes.
We head to the waterfall to do some fishing. While I'm talking to Mackenzie I notice a paparazzo watching us.
His name is Tad Chance and he definitely has some interesting genetics! Looks like I've found my next baby daddy!
That night, it's birthday time!
Mackenzie looks a lot like me but has her father's coloring and hair.
Liliana is gorgeous...
...and so is Evelyn...and they both know it...I feel like I'm living with a couple of The Kardashians.
Over the weekend, the house can seem really crowded with two teenagers, two children, and a toddler in the house, so what is my remedy? Put everyone to work!
First, they eat breakfast, then it's time for chores! Children = slave labor! Woo-hoo! Hehe.
They make beds...
Take the trash out...
Clean bathrooms...
Garden...
...clean toilets...
...while I keep busy with Mackenzie.
After chores are done, the girls hang out around the house while I work on dinner.
I have to say that I'm very pleased with how well this bunch gets along. It's nice.
At least for the most part...
Liliana: Chels! I'm gonna kill you!
Chelsea: How do you know I put dye in your shampoo?
Liliana: You just told me, nimrod!
At the end of a long day, I buy a hot tub to soak in along with the older girls.
Bonnie: Ahhhh, this is the life.
Evelyn: You have to be careful getting into these things with boys, Lili.
Liliana: Why?
Evelyn: 'Cuz their little spermies can live in hot tubs and get you pregnant.
Lili gasps: Seriously?
I don't even look up to address this one.
Bonnie: No.
Evelyn: It's true! I heard it!
Bonnie: From where?
Evelyn: It happened to a friend of mine's cousin.
Bonnie: It's always a friend of a friend...
Evelyn: No seriously!
Bonnie: That's an urban legend hon. Trust me, you cannot get pregnant from hot tubs.
Lili: Well, unless you get it on in a hot tub.
Bonnie: Why am I having this conversation with the two of you?
Eve: Isn't it nice that we feel comfortable enough to talk to you about this stuff?
Bonnie: Not really, no.
Eve just shrugs and continues to soak.
*Sigh* Teenage girls.
The next morning, I fix waffles for all my girls.
Then it's time for Mackenzie's birthday!
Her sisters are really excited for her...and for cake! Haha!
Mackenzie grows up looking a whole lot like me in the face and a lot like her father as far as coloring goes.
Of course, because it's a birthday, I go into labor.
Think happy thoughts! Like beaches and sunsets! Ahhh, that shiz doesn't work!
Soon enough though...
I give birth to Baby 11: Bella Reed
...and Baby 12: Miranda Reed.
Two more girls...what in the...?
